Jan. 25th, 2008

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A little girl was filling a hole in her garden, when a neighbor looks over the fence. He politely says, "Hello. What are you up to?"

"My goldfish died", replied the girl, tearfully, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor says, "I'm sorry. But, isn't that an awfully big hole for a goldfish?"

The little girl tamps down the soil and says, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

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