Mar. 4th, 2006

prgrmr: (just shoot me)
My hypothetical neighbor has this little yippy, puff-ball dog he walks everyday. It's a shitzsu.

My other hypothetical neighbor has a mental disorder that manifests itself as an uncontrolable urge to play with dog poop. One day he was out in the yard, and he made a little model city completely out of dog poop. It included a minature zoological gardens, which, naturally, he called "the shit zoo".

The first story would be allowed to be told on American broadcast television without editing; the second would not. Because context matters.

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